Donkey Puncher is Angry Black in disguise if anyone remembers him.

I miss his black ass. :(

he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

"Attention nerds! A call to arms has been sounded! We ride at 7 EST. Should your hearts be true, your eyes clear, and your dicks clean, your sword and shield would be most welcome. If in the event you decide to forsake your sworn oath to defend this land, know that the blood of innocents will rest squarely on your shoulders. Also, you may contract herpes." ~ Ravi

The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

I just wanted you to know that you really are my best man, problem is I'm a criminal man who doesn't care and your crime is... you care too much.

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

"Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work. "
-Alfred Hitchcock

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

-Alfred Hitchcock

Life is funny. One conversation or one word, one action, reaction or failure to act, one misunderstanding or different interpretations, one look... can set off a chain of events that could change your life forever---choose your steps wisely

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

“If we get some severe turbulence and start spiraling downward, just assume I went to take a shit. Had burritos for dinner last night. My bowels are doing a limit break.”

You know, there's a sick but undeniable truth to your statement, "I'll enjoy this free, (but not so free if you catch my drift.) vag while I can, then I'll prolly just cheat on her to save the effort of actually breaking up with her!"

What is life without words to tell its story?

Multiple Quotes

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important. ~Carl Reiner

I like her because she smiles at me and means it.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. ~Henry Winkler

No road is long with good company.

Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.

People change and forget to tell each other.

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?

"You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him." ~Leo Aikman ----quoted for the mother fucking truth!

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

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Be kind to your shadow. ~Rebecca Lawless (I don't get that one, that's why I'm quoting it?)
~~

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.

Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

"Pain is an illusion of the body, despair is an illusion of the mind."

Oh I like this one.

"A small stone may only make a ripple at first, but someday it will be a wave."

"The past will often attack the present with the pain of your memories."

Me

"Well, Bozo the clown died.

You know what that means, right?

Lil Wayne is the biggest joke alive now."

Persona

"Dude, I went to the middle school to check out next year's freshmen...

...and the cops came after me! Can you believe that?

I got away, but I didn't get to see if there were any hotties."

"Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know."

"When you kill a man, you take more from this verse than just the man. You take the hope of those around him. His friends. His family. Everything that he is, everything that he was now becomes nothing more than a memory to this world."

"Fighting is like gambling, if it looks like you're going to lose, ya just run away."

Adults have their reasons. You children who see the world in black and white will learn soon enough about shades of Grey.

If it's not found out, a lie becomes the truth.

'Every lie contains the truth, and every truth contains a lie...'

"before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes...so when u insult them ur a mile away and u have their shoes."

"We wouldn't be here if it weren't for psychedelic drugs. In terms of the role of psilocybin in human evolution on the grasslands of Africa, people not on drugs were behind the curve. The fact is that, in terms of human evolution, people not on psychedelics are not fully human. They've fallen to a lower state, where they're easily programmed, boundary defined, obsessed by sexual possessiveness which is transferred into fetishism and object obsession. We don't want too many citizens asking where the power and the money really goes. Informed by psychedelics, people might stop saluting. "Take your political party, your job, whatever, and shove it."

One who knows nothing, can understand nothing

"They say one should not speak unkindly of the dead, so I say, Nice try."

"You don't need a reason to help people."

"Your sins lay heavy upon you, defiler of souls...By the holy laws, you shall be obliterated!!"

The death of a loved one. For they that remain, the wounds grow deeper and deeper... They that remain grow weaker and weaker, an agony incomparable, their hearts in bondage.

"I have nothing to lose but my life, and I got that for free!"

"An adventurer is like the wind. No one says to where the wind blows, and it should be this way with adventurers too."

"People don't complain because they are weak, they are weak so they can complain."

"Time passes, people move. Like a river's flow, it never ends. A childish mind will turn into noble ambition, young love will become deep affection. The clear water's surface reflects growth..."