Donkey Puncher is Angry Black in disguise if anyone remembers him.

I miss his black ass. :(

he makes Brian look like Bill Gates.

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

"Attention nerds! A call to arms has been sounded! We ride at 7 EST. Should your hearts be true, your eyes clear, and your dicks clean, your sword and shield would be most welcome. If in the event you decide to forsake your sworn oath to defend this land, know that the blood of innocents will rest squarely on your shoulders. Also, you may contract herpes." ~ Ravi

The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

I just wanted you to know that you really are my best man, problem is I'm a criminal man who doesn't care and your crime is... you care too much.

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."
- Marilyn Monroe

"Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work. "
-Alfred Hitchcock

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

-Alfred Hitchcock

Life is funny. One conversation or one word, one action, reaction or failure to act, one misunderstanding or different interpretations, one look... can set off a chain of events that could change your life forever---choose your steps wisely

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.